How to Beg Like a Domme and How to Be a Painting

HEY THERE!

Here’s an audio blog about being dominant while begging to give a blow job, inspired by talking to someone on Twitter and my kickass fantasies.

I didn’t bother to write this one out because I’m tired from not sleeping. So I just rambled for 15 minutes or so. And didn’t edit. ENJOY!

Also, I promised someone my “Ember as a Painting” image I tweeted about the other day, so I figured you all can enjoy this while you listen.

It amuses me to be a painting. I amuse myself. APPRECIATE ME LIKE THE WORK OF ART I AM! (Ha. See? Amused!)

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(Click if for a bigger version if you like.)

Holy hell, I’m exhausted. And I have to turn off the computer now – storms are getting ugly here tonight and the power likes to surge. Grrrr… At least I still have my phone and can still tweet.

(If all of this doesn’t inspire you to follow me on Twitter, just light yourself the fuck on fire.)

The One Where Ember Gets Put Under

Sorry, hypno-fans… I don’t mean “put under” like that. But I got your attention, didn’t I? 😛

I just want to let you know, with as much advance notice as I can give, that I will be taking a chunk of time off toward the end of October. Not my normal “vacation where I still end up doing stuff” kind of time off, but real time off.

Part of the reason for my recent trip up north was that I had an appointment scheduled with a surgeon in New York. Yes, that’s a long way to go for doctor, but he is world-class in his specialty. And if you know me, you know I only want the best!

Anyway, he accepted me as a patient, and on Friday I got the call – he’s scheduled me for surgery at the end of October. I couldn’t be happier or in more skilled hands, but it will be an extensive procedure (several operations combined, 6 hours on the table) with a lengthy recovery (8 weeks before I can resume all my normal activities – though only 2 weeks before I can fly, so my ass is still going to CA for Thanksgiving, woo!)

While I think it’s fairly obvious given the timetable, I want to be absolutely clear – THIS IS NOT EMERGENCY SURGERY. It’s necessary, but I’m not about to keel over.

Anyway, this is a huge relief for me – I’ve had this appointment for a long time, and I’ve been really preoccupied wondering if this rock-star surgeon would accept me as his patient.

There will be implications for things like suspending requests for custom work and possibly the charity drive this year, but I’ll get to all that in due time. Right now, it’s just a heads up and a little happy-dance from me! 🙂

Sleazy A – PERSONALIZATION

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Lucky boys! I’m offering a recent custom session for personalization. 🙂

It’s called Sleazy A (because that delights me to NO end) and it’s pure sexy hypnofantasy awesomeness.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I don’t see a way to make this file strike the same tone without the listener’s name in it. So as of now, I have no plans to create a general-release version of this file. Things like “boy” and “pet” and “slut” and all that just don’t work. Unless I’m struck with inspiration before I record, this file will never appear in my public catalog.

[EDIT 7/23 – Yep, decision made. This will NEVER be a free file. Personalized copies are the only ones that will ever exist.]

FILE DESCRIPTION:
You’re a professor with a well-hidden kinky-sub side. But one small slip, one momentary lapse in judgment, and that’s all it takes for a devious student (me!) to figure out your secret – and how to exploit it. With a late-night office visit (accompanied by one of her friends) she backs you into a corner. Or, well, your desk.

For her own enjoyment and entertainment, she’s going to use you and tease you and take full advantage of your slutty body. Not just tonight, but whenever she wants. Because you’re trapped, you’re hers now, and your career is on the line – what choice do you have? You’re going to be very obedient and – of course – you’re going to give her an A in your course. 😉 And just to be completely sure you never try to back out, her friend will be taking plenty of pictures of you as a tied-up, hard, horny whore. Blackmail has never been this hot!

Kinky Content: (This one is all hypnoFANTASY so nothing, including the blackmail, is actually happening to you or in your real life!) D/s, teacher-student, blackmail, light humiliation, teasing, bondage, blindfold, ball gag, anal play, strap-on anal sex, tease & denial, handjob, nipple clamps, very light CBT
DETAILS:
  • ~45 min
  • $75
  • Multi-track (2nd track is the friend – talking, teasing, soft camera noises, etc.)
  • YOUR NAME used 10 times in the main vocal, probably more
  • Orders close by July 27th, or when I hit a max # – so likely BEFORE the 27th
  • File delivered on August 3rd
WHAT DOES “PERSONALIZATION” MEAN, EXACTLY?
It means different things for different dommes. For me, it means at the time of recording a file I will use your name in 10+ lines of the script. There is no dubbing in (that just never sounds good). This ALSO means there is NO chance to get a personalized copy after I’ve done the recording!

Be aware that a personalized session is NOT a custom session. You have no input regarding content. If you’re looking for a session with custom content, click here!

If you want to order a copy, simply fill out the form below and I will respond with payment instructions. Double-check that your email is correct!

***PERSONALIZATION IS CLOSED***

Please Note:

I’m giving estimates on the file length and number of times I’m going to say your name because, while the script is already written, it’s an hour-long custom which I will be trimming down to 45 minutes. So that’s why I can’t be precise on length or name-count.

I may opt, while trimming, to spare as much of the sexy content as possible in favor of trimming the induction. This may mean I utilize my instant-induction Drop Like a Rock trigger. If you find that trigger troublesome, I advise against ordering this file. If you have never trained with it, pick up a free copy of Drop Like a Rock by clicking the link above!

Oh, and this is not a dual-domme file! I voice both students, although with slight pitch change to make the “friend” sound distinct. 🙂

The View from the Floor

The post title is serving double duty today. 🙂

Let’s get the not-so-sexy part out of the way first.

I’ve made mention in passing on twitter to having some medical issues. Among other things, I’ve been experiencing (mostly orthostatic) hypotension. It happens to everyone now and again, and isn’t an issue at all. Mild, occasional orthostatic hypotension is just a head rush – low blood pressure resulting in dizziness, blurred vision, feeling a bit lightheaded – upon standing up.

Mine has become incredibly intense and has been occurring literally every time I stand up. I recently rag-dolled my ass onto the ground after I stood up and proceeded to lose consciousness entirely. Fainting is the point when this sorta thing becomes a real issue. (Side Note: “Fainting” sounds very swoony and romantic, doesn’t it? It’s super not. But it still sounds lovely.) My right elbow took the worst of my fall, which is making typing a little difficult because I can’t rest my arm on the desk for very long. Laaaaaame.

I’m incredibly irritated (I know this will come as a great shock to you all, but I HATE finding myself with no control over something!) and I don’t like to make a habit of working on things erotic-hypnosis-related when I’m pissy and frustrated. Not really the underlying tone I seek to achieve, gnome sayin’? So things are a little sluggish over here. Patience is the word of the day.

So anyway, MY “view from the floor” was lousy. I don’t belong there, lol.

You, however? Well…

I know not all men are born to kneel.

I know submission is not for every guy.

But I think we can all agree on one thing:

If you were on your knees before me, and I bent down to whisper in your ear, the view from the floor would be tough to beat.

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Be good, or be good at it. 😉 I’m about to go be downright excellent at sleeping.

Customizable Sissy Bot Sessions

Oh shit.

Looks like NiteFlirt recently decided not to send me some email replies – I dunno exactly how many or for how long because I avoid that inbox like the plague.

(Completely terrible platform for emails – an unsearchable, folderless clusterfuck. Combine my inbox and sent mail, which I swear to God I try really hard to remember to delete sometimes, there are somewhere in the neighborhood of 50,000-75,000 emails… so it’s a giant LOLNOPE when it comes to looking through that nonsense manually.)

ANYWAY, this means I’ve missed a bunch of customizable session replies after purchase! I don’t know how long this has been going on, but a quick scan of my transactions makes me think over a week. I’m kind of amazed no one hit up my contact page here to email me about it until yesterday. Did y’all think I was just ignoring you?!? 🙁

If you purchased a Sissy Bot customizable session and never got a file, please email me directly at emberandether[at]gmail{dot}com. Include the following information so I can verify your purchase and create your session:

  • Your NF username
  • Date of purchase
  • Session name(s)
  • Relevant info asked for in the NF email you got upon purchase

Also, I’d love to give you a standard 5 or 7.5 min Sissy Bot session on the house. If there is one you want but don’t have, tell me its name and whether you want it in human or robotic voice and I’ll send a copy over to you asap. (If you already have everything you want, feel free to wait for a future file – I’ve got a few in the works for July!)

Since I’m not sure how many people there were, I can’t promise turnaround times. I’ve got to head to Orlando for a couple events this weekend, but after that I’ll create them in the order people send me emails, just as quickly as possible.

For now, I’m making the customizable sessions unavailable. I’ll sort out a fix for the future after the weekend.

Hurricane Heads-Up

Hey boys and girls!

I just wanted to give everyone a heads up… There is a storm headed my way.

Normally, during a storm, I would have a phone. I could tweet, see emails, etc. But my phone was killed in some torrential rain Friday night. It was on an AT&T Next plan though, and I didn’t get insurance because in my many years of owning an iPhone, nothing has ever happened. I suppose, ultimately, I would have paid MORE to insure all the iPhones I’ve ever had over the years in fits of paranoia than a single replacement will cost this time around, but still.. It sucks, because it’s going to cost about $900 to pay off the old one and buy a new one.

As you can imagine, I’m going to make an attempt to get it repaired first, because that’s such a stupid use of money. I’d rather buy way more fun things! I can think of so, so may things I would rather spend it on… Mmm, shopping…

Flowerbomb by VIktor & Rolf, for one, which I’ve been coveting.
Oh, and Elizabeth Arden’s prismatic lip gloss in Midnight Kiss.
Some Bobbi Brown eye cream
Hell, this Bobbi Brown eye palette with such a pretty pink!

(Can anyone tell I’ve been browsing stores lately? I was trying on this really cute military-style jacket at Macy’s or Dillard’s or somewhere the other day, and all I could think was how much better it would be with a sub boy in tow, treating me to a shopping spree… I might just have to do that one day.)

But not today, because today I have to prepare for a stupid effing STORM. AH.

Right. Back to that.

So… The tropical depression could move in as early as this afternoon, and may not clear until sometime on Tuesday. I don’t expect to be without power that whole time, but I’ll be prepping today, buying food and water to last a few days, more candles, putting up the hurricane guards on the massive arched doors (by which I mean overseeing while I have a strong guy do it, naturally) etc. The noise of the storm is going to make it impossible to record or edit even if I have power, so the custom sessions I have due over the next week may see a delay (you guys know who you are!)

I’m mostly just pissed I’m going to be stuck inside, unable to do any damn cardio (they are warning against “fatal lightning strikes”), no power (or even with power, but afraid to use my computer in case of power surges because I don’t fully trust surge protectors) and I won’t have my phone to play stupid games on to entertain myself. Stupid phone games are very important.

(BTW – I have a houseguest for a week again, because I can never get any time to myself, lol… And she’s got a phone. So I’m not stuck here with no way to make emergency calls!)