The post title is serving double duty today. 🙂
Let’s get the not-so-sexy part out of the way first.
I’ve made mention in passing on twitter to having some medical issues. Among other things, I’ve been experiencing (mostly orthostatic) hypotension. It happens to everyone now and again, and isn’t an issue at all. Mild, occasional orthostatic hypotension is just a head rush – low blood pressure resulting in dizziness, blurred vision, feeling a bit lightheaded – upon standing up.
Mine has become incredibly intense and has been occurring literally every time I stand up. I recently rag-dolled my ass onto the ground after I stood up and proceeded to lose consciousness entirely. Fainting is the point when this sorta thing becomes a real issue. (Side Note: “Fainting” sounds very swoony and romantic, doesn’t it? It’s super not. But it still sounds lovely.) My right elbow took the worst of my fall, which is making typing a little difficult because I can’t rest my arm on the desk for very long. Laaaaaame.
I’m incredibly irritated (I know this will come as a great shock to you all, but I HATE finding myself with no control over something!) and I don’t like to make a habit of working on things erotic-hypnosis-related when I’m pissy and frustrated. Not really the underlying tone I seek to achieve, gnome sayin’? So things are a little sluggish over here. Patience is the word of the day.
So anyway, MY “view from the floor” was lousy. I don’t belong there, lol.
You, however? Well…
I know not all men are born to kneel.
I know submission is not for every guy.
But I think we can all agree on one thing:
If you were on your knees before me, and I bent down to whisper in your ear, the view from the floor would be tough to beat.
Be good, or be good at it. 😉 I’m about to go be downright excellent at sleeping.